Science is still not being linear (enhanced with video!)

So science is still not being linear for me, as I continue to have problems with my PCReactions.



I ran the gel this morning, and got this:

Lanes: 1 - 1 kb ladder; 2-5 - PCR reactions; 6 - positive control; 7 - negative control; 8 - 50 bp ladder

Aaaaaand I got nothing, beside the positive control (lane 6, 2 lanes above the bottom ladder).